So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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