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I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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