Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
