He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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