I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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