All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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