Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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