this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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