We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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