How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
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