i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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