Porn is love you can see.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
