Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
