i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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