i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Less talking, more tequila
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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