Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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