Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I licked your asshole in confidence.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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