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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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