i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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