Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Randomize
