it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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