I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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