If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
