i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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