O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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