is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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