summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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