I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
All the doctor said was why
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