dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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