Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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