If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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