All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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