I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I still have a little drunk in my system
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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