That's intense
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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