this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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