ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
