Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Dear god my vagina.
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