Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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