I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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