Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
The adults are the big ones right?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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