I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm both gender and math confused
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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