found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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