we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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