I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Can I color on your dick again?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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