Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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