we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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