Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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