Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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