lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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