Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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