So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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